Prostitutes For Peace

So, the CIA is giving Afghan Chieftans Viagra to get their cooperation.  Apparently, it works better than money.  They love the little blue pill.

Make love, not war.

But what if a Chieftan doesn't have someone to enjoy the Viagra with?

Here's an idea.  Let's round up our call girls, and instead of sticking them in jail, send them all to Kabul.  That would solve two problems -- prostitution in America, and the war in Afghanistan.  We'll ship airplane loads of ED medicine and raid the villages with hookers.  Maybe sneak a couple into Osama Bin Laden's camp and take care of his crankiness once and for all.

Let's get on this right away!  Time is a-wasting!

You can thank me later.